Her name is Mercedes, don't it sound like a car?

She dances all freaky, and shes really really loud...

Shes really good at ball, twenty-four baskets.

Shes a ghetto girl...But queen of our school...

Mercedes, Mercedes.  Do you hate her, 'cuz shes queen of you...

Her name is Holli, shes going out with Steven. 

She has chicken legs, and she needs a nose job.

Shes a pretty girl, do you call her a pretty girl?

Shes a punker girl, or is she just a preppy thing...

Punker girl, Prep..py girl, do you hate her, 'cuz shes better than you...

His name is Brian, isn't his laugh annoying?

He walks all funky, and he needs to pull up his pants...

Hes so gosh darn spoiled, does it make you sick to your stomach?

He coppied our "nnn"...But hes still our good friend.

Brian, Brian, do you hate him, 'cuz he listens to ICP...

His name is Steven, he calls us a dike...

He walks all funky, don't ya wanna give 'em a smaller shoe?

Him and Holli walk all funny, don't ya wanna rip 'em apart?

He said "shh" to us, is that some kinda sign in his language...

Steven, Steve...enn...Do you hate us, 'cuz we have shaved heads?

Steven, Steve...enn...Do you hate us, 'cuz we have shaved heads?