YES WELL.  I thought I'd tell YOU 

a little bit more about MYSELF,

even though I'm not that interesting...

Since Mir made a page for it, and

it'd look kinda stupid if I left it

blank...But hey.  cHeCk It OuT.

Name: Kelly Renee Patterson
Full Initals: KRP?                       
Date of Birth: June 6th
Age: Wow...You really don't need to know...
Zodiac: Gemini
Fav Zodiac Animal: Uhh, snake I guess?  (Is that even an animal?)
Fav Sport: Tennis, friggen Country Club...
Fav Color: GREEEEENNNNNN
Labeled As: Freak, Punk, Individual, Foo
Nicknames: Kellizzle, Kello, Kelloggs, Kit Kat, Kellie-tubbie, Foo
Clothing Label: Cinderblock
Game Systems: Nintento 64 (Don't like game systems, they're soooooo stupid!  Kills yer brain cells too! *cough*mirandaanddbrian*cough*)
Fav. Games: Mario World...Told ya, don't get out mucha...
Fav. Day: Friday...
Piercings: Ma ears...
Where You Want a Piercing: Me eyebrows et ass cheeks!
Gender: I'ma foo.  If you don't know what that is, take a wild guess mannn... Fav. Band: Uhh.  Don't have one, but I like Rancid and stuff...
Height: 5'3 er 5'4
Pets: Dawg named Dukie, yes shit. 
Asthma: Yupperoo...
Allergies: MMMMMMHUMMMMM...
Hobbies: I have no life.  Either do you if yer lookin at tis.
Fav. Fast Food Place:  Mc. Donalds all the way y'all!!!
Fav. Food: Ahemm...A numbera 2 at Mc. Donalds, which happens to be 2 cheeseburgers, a large fry, and a large drink.  And yes.  I do supersize it everytime. 
Biggest Risk: Walkin' into a bathroom after Mir's bro, Travis, took a piss in it.  Eeekk...
Been In the hospital: Everyday man...
What Brand of Cigarette's Do You Smoke: If I did smoke.  Most likely I would die.
Latest Crush (reality): Uhh.  You figure it out.  **** **a***
Latest Crush (celebrity): Hmm...I can't have one.  Davey Havok, Jade Puget, Tim Armstrong, andddd Lars Fredrickson...  Heehee. 
Hates: I DON'T HATEEEE!!!  I LOVVVVEEE THE WORLDDD!!! *starts singin:"If yer happy and you know it clap yer hands!!! *clap**clap***
Loves: Food.  Mr. Hughes.  Candy.  Candy.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Fav. Movie: THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, and uhh Half Baked
TV Show: Ren N Stimpy
Fav. Star Wars: I don't watch that space shit.
Super Hero: Ronstopable!!!
Your Hero?: MICHEAL JACKSON Y'ALL!  WHOOHOO!!!
Favorite Villian: Miranda's ass.
More Hates: None.  
A Super Power You Want: To be able to flyyyy...
Skin Color: Well.  My head is tan, my boobs are white, my tummys tan, my ass be white, my legs are tan, and my feet are white, I guess you could say I'm striped?
Hair Style: Short?  Dunno...Nerbers?

Boys and girls of every age Wouldn't you like to see something strange? Come with us and you will see This, our town of Halloween This is Halloween, this is Halloween Pumpkins scream in the dead of night This is Halloween, everybody make a scene Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright It's our town, everybody scream In this town of Halloween I am the one hiding under your bed Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red I am the one hiding under your stairs Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair This is Halloween, this is Halloween Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! In this town we call home Everyone hail to the pumpkin song In this town, don't we love it now? Everybody's waiting for the next surprise Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll scream Scream! This is Halloween Red 'n' black, slimy green Aren't you scared? Well, that's just fine Say it once, say it twice Take the chance and roll the dice Ride with the moon in the dead of night Everybody scream, everybody scream In our town of Halloween I am the clown with the tear-away face Here in a flash and gone without a trace I am the who when you call, "Who's there?" I am the wind blowing through your hair I am the shadow on the moon at night Filling your dreams to the brim with fright This is Halloween, this is Halloween Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Tender lumplings everywhere Life's no fun without a good scare That's our job, but we're not mean In our town of Halloween In this town Don't we love it now? Everyone's waiting for the next surprise Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back And scream like a banshee Make you jump out of your skin This is Halloween, everyone scream Won't ya please make way for a very special guy Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now This is Halloween, this is Halloween Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! In this town we call home Everyone hail to the pumpkin song La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween! (etc.)

A CHICK: Tell me a quote. 

A GAY GUY: I need inspiration!

A CHICK: My ass?

A GUY GUY: *looks down* My dick just packed its bags and left.  Thanks for scaring it away. 

~thanks quenton~ *muah*